Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

Never trust men in dark helmets.

It really isn't necessary to be fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.

When all else fails.... jump!

Before kissing ANYBODY, make sure they're not related to you.

Sometimes, you've just gotta do something that seems totally suicidal.

If you are a young hero, nothing can kill you.

Always check the background of people you want to get intimately involved with; they may be your relatives.

You may have family members in surprisingly high positions.

Before you kill someone, make sure they aren't your father. (...and be sure to teach your children proper English.)

Watch out for Corellian freighters diving out of the sun.

Know the difference between a power socket and a computer terminal.

THIS one goes there, and THAT one goes there!

No matter how tasty that hunk of meat looks on that pole on that forest moon, don't grab it; it's probably a trap. (Or: when you see a piece of dead meat impaled on a stake in the woods, LEAVE IT!!!!!!!!!)

Cute, cuddly, widdle teddy bears usually will eat you alive unless can prove you're a god.

Never stand on a trapdoor leading to a Rancor pit.

No disintegrations.

Fire on a rebel base *before* they blow up your space station.

Don't assume a senior citizen is weak and frail; they may zap you with lightning bolts.

Never, never, never underestimate the power of the Dark Side.

You will find many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.

No matter how deeply one falls into darkness, there is always hope for redemption.

Just when you think there is no more hope, alas, there is one more.

Never judge a "piece of junk" spaceship from the outside. More often than not, "she's got it where it counts."

Beware of judging someone else's beliefs as just a "hokey religion." You just may end up eating those words.

Never buy anything from a short, hooded, smelly guy.

It's never my fault.

Never judge anything by its size.

There are those who are less forgiving than Darth Vader.

It's not a lie, it's just someone else's point of view.

Always let a Wookiee win.

Never cast your lightsaber away, you just might need it.

It not a good idea to follow up on a vision while meditating.

Nothing is ever too small to get away from you. (R2 in ANH)

Whining about something never helps. (Toschi Station in ANH)

Taking your droids to a bar will only arouse suspicion. (ANH)

Don't leave your food out for others to eat. (ROTJ)

Don't attempt to handcuff someone larger than you. (Chewie in ANH) (Or: NEVER try to put binders on someone who is 7'2", big, furry and has big teeth!!!)

It is not always necessary to ignore the annoying. (3PO in ESB)

Always pay off your debts in a hurry.

If your in it just for the money, you might blow your chances with the princess.

It is pointless to argue with family members. (Owen in ANH

In negotiations, a thermal detonator can come in handy. (Or: Thermal detonators make bargaining so much easier; you usually get what you want. Or: Never argue with someone who's holding a thermal detonator! Or: Always carry a thermal detonator when bargaining with a Hutt.)

Be cautious of "friends" offering refreshments.

If some yells out "It's a trap!" then believe them.

DON'T go into CAVES!

Watch your hands when swordfighting.

Short green guys with big ears can be more than they seem.

Wading around in a pool of garbage is infinitely more preferable to getting killed.

Electricity really hurts.

The most important part of your spaceship is the hyperdrive.

Maybe we SHOULD listen to the protocol droid just this once...

Pay your debts on time, you can't always kill the bill collector.

Walk in single file to hide your numbers.

When buying used appliances make sure they've been totally mind-wiped... er... reconditioned.

When wearing stormtrooper armor, remember to make sure the door's completely open before going through it.

Trust yourself.

Never tell someone the odds!

Never allow yourself to become as clumsy as you are stupid.

Always accept apologies.

When offered promotion under duress, it might be wise to make like a tree and get outta there!

Never trust a spokesman for an alcoholic malt beverage. (Or: Don't trust people who appear in Colt .45 commercials. Or: NEVER accept an invitation to have a drink or eat with Mr. Colt .45 himself--it may just be a setup.)

Hokey religions just might be a good substitute for a blaster at your side.

Never let your friend know if you're having problems with your droid.

Never assume that carbonating someone is "all too easy". [Anyone for Han Soda and Wookiee Cookies?]

Never tell strange creatures in a bar that you'll be careful.

Just when you think you're ready, you hit your head.

When you protest about the terms of an agreement, the terms might be altered further.

You never know what a day is gonna bring....

After spending several months in deep-freeze, your vision will be blurry.

When in doubt, follow the garbage.

Size matters not (now there's one you can use in real life!)

Never underestimate a teddy-bear.

Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.

Mind what you have learned, save you it can.

Even if it's a great shot, don't get cocky.

Don't intimidate, annoy, or otherwise attack any kind of old man, or his friends, who has what appears to be a flashlight hanging fromhiswaist.

Never build a secret base in cold, arctic regions.

Be prepared for things to go wrong.

Never let a protocol droid try to fix your ship!!!!

Never trust a strange computer.

You'll always have a bad feeling about something.

Don't park in asteroids. 83.Bacta cures all.

Don't try to make friends via the Death Star com-link (Han Solo only).

Never proclaim your "moment of triumph" before it actually happens.

If "the Force is strong in this one" and you're not, BACK OFF!

The targeting computer is really a worthless piece of junk compared to the Force.

The Dark Side is never irrevocable. (Ask Darth, Mara, and Kyp)

Never say "watch this" when dealing with a hyperdrive.

When bragging about how fast your car is, tell how many "kilometers" you did the DC run in.....

Always change the negative power coupling before going on long space voyages.

Remember to TURN ON YOUR COMLINK!!!!

Don't shoot out the controls to a bridge BEFORE you cross the bridge. (Stupid farm boy!!!!!!)

Make sure to tell your lover that you have a brother first.

Never tell a teacher who's been teaching for 800 years who to teach and who not to teach.

"It's not my fault!!!"

Don't ever fake left; you'll lose a hand.

If you want to keep your friends warm, shove them inside a dead animal!!

Never leave tools hanging over a friends head unless the ship is parked.

If a droid sneaks up on you while you're kissing a princess, ignore him.