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The trouble with
kids...
A 7 year old and a 4 year
old are upstairs in their bedroom.
'You know what?' says the
7 year old, 'I think it's about time we start swearing.'
The 4 year old nods his
head in approval. 'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear
first, then you swear after me, ok?'
'Ok', the 4 year old
agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the
kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
'Oh, shit mum, I guess
I'll have some Coco Pops'
WHACK!! He flew out of his
chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up,and ran upstairs crying
his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year
old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast,
young man?!'
'I don't know', he
blubbers, 'but you can bet your fuckin' ass it won't be Coco Pops'
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